Dear God,
I love your sense of humor.
Thank you for showing me that glaring character defect today we have been working on together.
Omgosh, the joke is always on me. You crack me up how that works out.
His laundry, seriously? I think you have a slightly twisted sense of humor, but then so do I. That's what made it even more funny. Yes, I will be obedient to your word.
Your loving daughter,